Mechanic in Austin, Texas

I've known as one of the most intelligent smartest mechanics honest trustworthy all out good man never met another mechanic as good as me I am truly a universal mechanic there is nothing I have not worked on Old new foreign domestic from custom cars two brand new diesels motorcycles boats there's absolutely nothing I don't know I can be very conceited when you're this good you can do that never met anybody smart as me especially in mechanics computer Diagnostics there's nothing I do not know I can weld I absolutely know everything there is to know about mechanics I love doing mechanics because it's fun when you actually know what you're doing people are happy as for you to work on your car people refer me like you would not believe you see how I got paid up 25 to 35 an hour and even more I'm trying to find a good honest to God mechanic shop