Mechanic Job in Chandler, Arizona

I have a 2006 VW Passat T2 that is in desperate need of a new used or rebuilt or if you know how rebuild my transmission.I have some cash but would like to trade services if possible. I am veeeery good at what i do so you should be too! please don't contact me unless you know how to service a VW 2.0T TURBO TRANSMISSION it is an automatic. I am hoping someone would like to work something out, sooooo love my car but after i priced the tranny it was just way more than I can afford. So if someone could help me save her i would soooo love to show you my appreciation and what i am good at;)! Please let me know if you can help me out. Me~39 thick hazel busty blonde w/a bubbly butt and personality. And I have lips that just dont quit.