Mechanic Job in Walnut Grove, Mississippi

I have a 1999 Volvo S80 T6 and a 2003 Jeep Liberty. I need someone who is trustworthy, knows codes, honest, dependable, reliable and GAY. I want you as my regular mechanic. I had one in Atlanta and now I need one here. Car has some issues and I want to spend my money with someone like me GAY.